Category Archives: Joys And Games

Do you think it’s the light that’s attracting them?

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in … Continue reading

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Happiness in Dream

There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them.

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Too Smart for Dad

Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn’t I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and … Continue reading

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It’s His Fault

Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, I’m going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be … Continue reading

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Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from … Continue reading

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh. ! Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, … Continue reading

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Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes I A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double … Continue reading

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